Friday, June 27, 2014

The Upside of Ebola

Ebola, there is an outbreak taking place in Africa right now. Nasty, nasty incurable disease, inspiration for Sreven King's The Stand, and has a 90% mortality rate.  Call me kookey, but I find the fact that 10% of those infected survive kind of encouraging. I guess that makes me a "Glass-half-full" kind of guy.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Thought for the Day

Is it true you can blind-fold a one-eyed-pixie with a band-aid?

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Species Identity Disorder

This is tongue-in-cheek, with a lot of truth in it.:

Often, in my dreams, I run on four legs. I'll start by running up a hill, and begin using my hands, and thennext thing I know, I'm at the top and just keep going that way.

Or, I'm running, and it's just not fast enough. I leap forward, and start going on four-legs, and get the speed I need. It feels very natural, and happens very often.

I think I have species Identity disorder. Please call me Fido. The Species re-assignment Surgery is going to be a bitch!

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Super Power.

It's been a long running question in the minds of many people:

"If you could have a super-power, what would it be?"

I finally have my answer. I would like the power of having mosquitoes explode upon contact with my blood. Not a dynamite-level explosion, pop-rock level would be fine.