Saturday, July 26, 2014

Food Preservation

Refrigerators are man-made creations, which keep food fresh by keeping it cold.

Animals are natural creations which keep food fresh by keeping it warm.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Oh, That Silly Jesus

"The only way to Heaven is through me." he is reported to have said.

Is that like; "If you think you're going to Heaven, you'll have to go through me first!!" or; The only way you idiots are going to Heaven is OVER MY DEAD BODY!!".

Sounds like he may have been a bit unsettled.

Monday, July 7, 2014

Immorality of Immortality

The often posed question: What would you do with Immortality?

I thought about it. I suppose at some point I would tire of life, and unble to die myself, I would go on a killing spree. When that got old, I would realize that wasn't too cool, that life is precious, and begin to value humanity for it's fragility.

Knowing that at the onset, however, wouldn't stop it from all happening, because, you know, Immortality has a way of making people a little cookoo.