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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Catch of the Day Fridays

Brought to you by Big Bob’s Mystery Meat Barbecue, and Catch of the Day Fridays. Guess the catch of the day and win a free rack of ribs. This week’s hint: It’s dog.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Depression Defined


Depression is compounded sypathy for yourself.

It starts with feeling bad,
then feeling bad for yourself,
for feeling badly.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Morning Vision

I got a big suprise

when I opened my eyes.

I didn't know

that they were closed.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Food Preservation

Refrigerators are man-made creations, which keep food fresh by keeping it cold.

Animals are natural creations which keep food fresh by keeping it warm.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Oh, That Silly Jesus

"The only way to Heaven is through me." he is reported to have said.

Is that like; "If you think you're going to Heaven, you'll have to go through me first!!" or; The only way you idiots are going to Heaven is OVER MY DEAD BODY!!".

Sounds like he may have been a bit unsettled.

Monday, July 7, 2014

Immorality of Immortality

The often posed question: What would you do with Immortality?

I thought about it. I suppose at some point I would tire of life, and unble to die myself, I would go on a killing spree. When that got old, I would realize that wasn't too cool, that life is precious, and begin to value humanity for it's fragility.

Knowing that at the onset, however, wouldn't stop it from all happening, because, you know, Immortality has a way of making people a little cookoo.

Friday, June 27, 2014

The Upside of Ebola

Ebola, there is an outbreak taking place in Africa right now. Nasty, nasty incurable disease, inspiration for Sreven King's The Stand, and has a 90% mortality rate.  Call me kookey, but I find the fact that 10% of those infected survive kind of encouraging. I guess that makes me a "Glass-half-full" kind of guy.