And the Dwarf Kept Tumbling Down...

Dream...

I'm standing in the middle of a road, not a car in site.

My Wife tells me to get out of the road, or I could get hit by a car.

What car? There are no cars on this road. I turn toward one of the directions, gesturing "come and get me," daring any car to flatten me.

I feel something brush against the back of my legs. Turning quickly, there is a small, yellow, square shaped van. It's electric (no wonder I didn't hear it coming!) and it's small. Very small. Like two feet high and two feet wide. I think the driver is pissed at me, for almost causing an accident. The van stops, backs up quickly, slamming into the guard-rail. It pulls forward, then makes a u-turn and starts backing up again, very quickly. I suspect someone small wants to give me a big piece of their mind.

So angry they are, they don't notice a break in the guard-rail, and the mini-mini van tumbles down the side of a rocky cliff.

"Crap!" I say, this person could be hurt.

I begin a careful ascent down the cliff. The van, fortunately, stopped part-way down. I'm trying to get to it, when the door opens, and little man gets out. He's bald, and looks hurt.

"Hang on!" I tell him, I'm coming, I'll pull him up.

He stumbles, loses his balance, and falls further down the cliff, into a small chasm in the rocks. I'm climbing into the chasm, I can see him, he looks slightly more injured. I get closer to him, he loses his grip, falling further.

I go down even more cautiously. He loses his footing, and falls again. This time he hits the bottom, hard. That looks like it hurt! He appears to still be alive. I don't dare try to move him, in case he has a spinal injury or broken neck. No point in climbing all the way down there.

"I'll get help!" I yell to him. Climbing back up, I'll call 911 as soon as I get to the surface. I'm hoping he won't be still angry with me. It's not my fault he went off the cliff. and I climbed down trying to help in, even if I did laugh every time he fell further down, because it really looked quite comical.

Mind Over Matter of Degrees

I finally have my Collage Degree.

The powers that be have granted me a B.S. in Theoretical Philosophy, in recognition of extensive work in the field. I hope to earn my Masters before too long.

Does this look funny to you?

Just noticed the other day that I have a little spot on my lip. I figure it's either absolutely nothing, or lip cancer. If it is lip cancer, I'd probably need to get my lips removed. If I get my lips removed, I'd need to get some of those tooth-whitening strips, or else it might look funny.

Like me on Facebook

I heard tell that everyone who is anyone is on Facebook. Being as I was not, I began to be concerned if I didn't get on soon, I may cease to exist.

Please give me a "Like" @

www.Facebook.com/MorbideusWGoodell

By the way, that will be the only place on the web where I'll be posting most recent Artwork, sketches and failures. I weed out my best stuff for my regular site.

Where the heck have I been?!?!?

I just checked this Blog and saw that I haven't posted in close to a year! That's just wrong... BAD! BAD BLOGGER!! There's been PLENTY going on, (or has gone on) and I have been negligent at documenting any of it...

It's not like ridiculous things don't happen to me on a regular basis, they certainly do. I have been posting on Facebook once in a while, but that doesn't count.

For one thing: In Maine, after huntin' season ended last year, I was able to get a good deal on a bunch of "hunter-orange" baseball style caps. check out
http://www.postmortem-prod.com/hallowedhats.html
I've started marketing my hand-painted hats. Only jack-o-lantern style right now, more to come.

See that!?!? I make my first post in close to a year, and what do I do? Try to peddle more of my stuff. I'm such a whore....

Salem Report: 2009

"I love Salem in October, it's like Days of the Dead meets Mardi-Gras."

Morticia and I did our yearly jaunt to Salem MA yesterday, it was great to see Matt and Mara (proprietors of www.FoolsMansion.com) as well as artist Nick Demakes and his cephalopod (lol!)girlfriend Christina. Fun group, I wish we lived closer.

In addition dropping off a bunch of prints and artwork to The Fool's Mansion, we also picked up a brand new vender in Salem, "Life & Death, Oddities and Curios Shop" www.lifeanddeathinsalem.com they sell Absinthe supplies, Post Mortem items (funerary, not US) and "Dreadful rarities". A shop not to be missed in you are cruising around Salem looking for a memorable experience!

A Mesage From Universal Management

Due to unforseen circumstances beyond our control,

tomorrow has been cancelled.

In an attempt to compensate, today has been moved

to "Never Ending" status.

We apologize for any inconveniences this may cause.